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Threat or opportunity?

John was dismayed when a brand new business, much like his own, opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read “Best Deals”. He was horrified when another competitor opened the other side of him, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign saying “Lowest Prices”. John began to… More

The hunting trip

An economist went to visit his old school friend, a woodsman who lived in the forest. In conversation it emerged that the economist had never been hunting.  In fact, he’d never even held a gun.  With the woodsman’s encouragement, they agreed to go out on a hunting expedition together. A couple… More

When bookkeeping goes bad

A Logician, a Biologist and a Bookkeeper go to call on a friend.  They ring his doorbell, but no-one answers.  “There must be no-one in,” they agree, and decide to have a drink at a street cafe opposite.  They are sitting at a table, watching people coming and going along the street.  They n… More

Voices on the telephone…

“Hello, is this Father O’Malley?” “It is” “This is HM Revenue & Customs, Gift Aid Audit Section. Can you help us?” “I can” “Do you know a Ted Houlihan?” “I do” “Is he a member of your congregation?” “… More

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